"I really wish I was wearing a different outfit when we got eliminated" Team Miss USA on Treasure Hunters (they were all wearing nylon sweatsuits)
"Man, you know that performance is totally gonna get you laid right?" Tommy Lee to Ryan Star on Rockstar Supernova after performing Losing My Religion on a baby grand piano
and I can't leave out Rescue Me.....
"Is it too early to call you dad?" Sean to Mr Gavin (Tommy's dad) "Is it too early to call you ***hole?" Mr. Gavin back to Sean.
AND it is only Tuesday night!